snore, work has become so boring this week that the mystery of the missing cheese has all the workers in a frenzy.
This is serious cheese theft – not only has rubberqueen’s organic Vermont cheddar been severely nibbled but now we find Farouq’s jalapeno cajun monterey has also been hacked into. I think the cheese thief is a thrill seeker: getting his/her appetite whetted by having to speed-chomp by the fridge door.
There is an email thread with about twenty cheesy quips going back and forth, a surge in late afternoon electronic activity which will probs crash the unsuspecting server.
I think the culprit is the same person who smeared poop on the handrail a few months back… we have a sociopath among us.. and its very exciting
Tags: cheese theft
October 31, 2008 at 2:30 pm |
it’s got to be the office boozer or pill popper. they’re always the lunch stealers.
November 6, 2008 at 12:49 am |
you are hilarious! this is really funny, it always seems to happen in offices, and i can never understand how people do this – eat something that’s not theirs. but, i love the way you put it.