thanks to marijuana and anal bleaching,

people are actually reading our crummy little blog. It’s amazing what lame shit people will search out online. But I guess it’s not that lame because without all you left-handed masturbators who use the right hand to navigate Google, we would be nothing. Gosh. And I especially want to send a warm thanks to the people who search for “sucking fucking mom boobs.” It’s a popular one for us, and you sad little perverts make it all worth while. I was going to add a list of terms that would drive us even more readers, but I’m not sure the “bloody blue cheese vaginal discharge yummy on my face” crowd is exactly the one we’re after. Yet.

PS – And I’d like to extend a tender welcome to the genius who found us through “smoke coming out of vagina.” Awesome. If you’re still single by the time my beautiful daughter is of dating age, give me a ring! Let’s discuss!

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