Even anal sex was easier than this. Sigh. So here’s the first posting. We had such high hopes for fabulous things to report, but couldn’t put forth the effort to actually find them.
Oh, wait. I found something. Can people please stop using the word “Yay!” in email? It’s fucking retarded and it makes you seem like a giddy 13-year old who just discovered indie rock and black and white Chucks. Stop it immediately. There’s nothing Yay! about anything, so shut the hell up. Bastards.
OK. We did it. First posting. Done.
Yay!
